Helping you remember last night, one line at a time. How about trouser snake? 1 She means blowjobs. With tags bar bar quotes comedy drinking drunk entertainment fun funny Humor miscellaneous quotes random random thoughts Texting thoughts. On June 15, 2010 by drunkphilosophy. 1 I need a description for my scrotum 2. How about malleable? 1 That refers to metals. Yeah, but I have brass balls! On June 9, 2010 by drunkphilosophy.

Things to make your brain feel funny. The prospect of other life existing somewhere out there in the universe is undeniably an interesting one. Does other life exist? Does it want to Skype? Or does it want to harvest our flesh to fuel its industries? I would take it as a given that the more rational among us might admit that there. Recent estimates suggest there could be as many as. So what are these dudes gonna actually look like? Seriously though, our expectations when it comes to extra terrestrial lif.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014. Strange memories on that nervous night in Clearwater circa 2009. Now we have a splinter rule that states we can separate from the crew and nobody can ask any questions. So him and I murph it.

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When I am drunk, there is magic. There is ritual in the way I approach a bouncer, a barman, a babe. The way I order a drink is different in the last to the first. Money is less important, guile is more important. Posted on July 2, 2011. Imagine a picture that could be seen direct from my eyes.